Wednesday, July 12, 2006

The Twelve Days of Unemployment

On the first day of unemployment, my true love gave to me
the remote control to the t.v.

On the second day of unemployment, my true love gave to me
two cats for my lap
and the remote control to the t.v.

On the third day of unemployment, my true love gave to me
three pillows for the couch,
two cats for my lap
and the remote control to the t.v.

On the fourth day of unemployment, my true love gave to me
four dvds,
three pillows for the couch,
two cats for my lap
and the remote control to the t.v.

On the fifth day of unemployment, my true love gave to me
FIVE GUINNESS BEERS!
four dvds,
three pillows for the couch,
two cats for my lap
and the remote control to the t.v.

On the sixth day of unemployment, my true love gave to me
six hours to nap,
FIVE GUINNESS BEERS!
four dvds,
three pillows for the couch,
two cats for my lap
and the remote control to the t.v.

On the seventh day of unemployment, my true love gave to me
seven reasons to sleep in,
six hours to nap,
FIVE GUINNESS BEERS!
four dvds,
three pillows for the couch,
two cats for my lap
and the remote control to the t.v.

On the eighth day of unemployment, my true love gave to me
eight chores to leave unfinished,
seven reasons to sleep in,
six hours to nap,
FIVE GUINNESS BEERS!
four dvds,
three pillows for the couch,
two cats for my lap
and the remote control to the t.v.

On the ninth day of unemployment, my true love gave to me
nine shots of tequila,
eight chores to leave unfinished,
seven reasons to sleep in,
six hours to nap,
FIVE GUINNESS BEERS!
four dvds,
three pillows for the couch,
two cats for my lap
and the remote control to the t.v.

On the tenth day of unemployment, my true love gave to me
ten dollars allowance,
nine shots of tequila,
eight chores to leave unfinished,
seven reasons to sleep in,
six hours to nap,
FIVE GUINNESS BEERS!
four dvds,
three pillows for the couch,
two cats for my lap
and the remote control to the t.v.

On the eleventh day of unemployment, my true love gave to me
eleven excuses to throw a party,
ten dollars allowance,
nine shots of tequila,
eight chores to leave unfinished,
seven reasons to sleep in,
six hours to nap,
FIVE GUINNESS BEERS!
four dvds,
three pillows for the couch,
two cats for my lap
and the remote control to the t.v.

On the twelth day of unemployment, my true love gave to me
twelve supportive hugs and kisses,
eleven excuses to throw a party,
ten dollars allowance,
nine shots of tequila,
eight chores to leave unfinished,
seven reasons to sleep in,
six hours to nap,
FIVE GUINNESS BEERS!
four dvds,
three pillows for the couch,
two cats for my lap
and the remote control to the t.v.

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