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Reporter: "Hey, Don, you've just lost your job as Defense Secretary, what are you going to do now?"

Rumsfeld: "I'm going to Disneyland."

Unknown acquaintance at Rumsfeld's side: "Um, sir, they don't want you there."

Rumsfeld: "Disney World?"

U.A.: "No, sir."

Rumsfeld: "Six Flags?"

U.A.: "Not there either, boss."

Rumsfeld: "Well, where can I go?"

Southpark Satan: "Come on down here with me and Saddam, you crazy old coot."

U.A.: "Alcatraz?"