Friday, June 06, 2008

Hells no, I ain't flyin'

As if it wasn't bad enough that I get a pat down for wearing a wire bra every time I go through airport screening. And by pat down, I mean some security female comes over to actually feel the wire. (As in, <insert touch of the bottom of the bra/boob here> Yep. It's a wire bra.) Now, I might get to suffer this indignity.

I swear, if I hear laughter from these people, I'm gonna go apeshit. YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.

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5 comments:

Steenhuis Clan Member said...

That's one ugle ass crack they chose for the picture

Cathy said...

ugh. Thanks for sharing those articles.

Christie said...

Hey! That's my ass crack!


Okay, not really. But I sure feel like mine looks that bad.

Christie said...

Cathy,

You're flying to Disney, right? Watch out for those, eh?

Noir said...

Whatcha gonna do with all that junk?
All that junk up in yo trunk?
I'm a gonna get you, get you
... wtf?

Is that a .45?

Damn, I guess that means I'm gonna have to find another place to hide my stash before I get on the plane.