Barack Obama should in no way be upset about the cartoon that depicts him as a Muslim extremist, because you know who gets upset about cartoons? Muslim extremists.--Jon Stewart
You want offensive, I got offensive.Check out this page portion from a recent Johnson-Smith catalog (I'm guessing that at least one of you used to read comic books):http://tinyurl.com/5ep74jThe George W and Hillary toilet brushes offer equal oppty offense, but the "below cost" Hillary doll, providing at the "press of a button she wriggles in robotic dance moves to a corrupt version of 'My Country 'Tis of Thee'" is seriously OTT.Nice Frankenstein monster boots, BTW.OK kids, this is worthy of yet another ejaculation[*] of "Jeezus Tapdancing Kee-rist!"[*] whoo-boy, that ain't gonna help your rating, no matter how apropos the word might be.
Oh my. Oh my.
And you thought the nutcracker was bad!Reminds me of a friend who went to get a most excellent Ruby[*] in Vegas. He ordered a vindaloo and told the waiter to make it as hot as possible. The waiter replied with the sage phrase, "I would not challenge the chef in that area, sir!" [*] CRS[**] for a curry[**] Cockney Rhyming SlangPS -- a friend pointed out that the boots I admired so much came from a "re-purposed" toy of the "dancing Santa" variety, although I don't think Santa ever had truck with a corrupted version of My Country 'Tis o' thee."
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