Tuesday, May 26, 2009
F U, Lemon Meringue Pie
Who do you think you are, Lemon Meringue Pie? Not setting properly when you were supposed to be dessert for the night. That's your fucking job. Sit there and be yellow and lemony and tart. And wear your cloud-like meringue hat with pride. Whipped egg whites topping, my ass. You can take your runny innards and go to Hell. Oh yeah, and fuck you, Lemon Meringue Pie.
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7 comments:
hmm. so hostile.
my response was "get in my belly!"
Yeah. Lemon Meringue pie is a little snot-nosed punk who deserves to get his ass kicked. If Lemon Meringue pie stepped into the octagon with Key Lime pie in a UFC fight, Lemon Meringue would get knocked the fuck out in the first round, within like the first 20 seconds.
Bummer.
Lemon Meringue Pie needs to meet Blondie Bar. That'd be sweet.
This made me lol, literally (not the failed pie, but the post itself :).
cage match!
you totally made me laugh out loud! ;-) we should get together and give that thing another try!
xoxo
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