Book forty-two: Disorder in the Court

This was a fun read. How crazy is our judicial system? Or rather how crazy are the things said in our courtrooms and on court documents?

Excerpt #1:
Q: Where you the lone ranger on duty that night?
A: I was a park ranger on duty that night.
Q: I mean the only one, the lone--
A: You mean alone?
Q: Alone.
A: Yes, I was.

Hee hee. 26 down, plus 16.