Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Star Wars Mad Libs: The Power of the Force by Henry Finn et al

The Force is a mystical, stinky power. As Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi once said, "The Force is an energy field, created by all living slugs, that surrounds us, penetrates us, and binds the stand together." Using the power of the Force, a Jedi can do many speedy things, like using the Force to exercise butt control over red-minded TIE fighters. A Jedi can also use the Force to move objects with his or her belly button. It doesn't matter how stretchy these objects are; it only matters how fully the Jedi believes in the Force. Most importantly, the Force teaches a Jedi to rely on his or her feelings. As Obi-Wan Kenobi told his student, Luke Gunwalker: "Your balls can deceive you. Don't trust them." Instead, a Jedi should softly trust in the Force.

1 comment:

Rachele said...

Gotta watch out for those deceptive balls!