The substitute human arrived this morning and opened the window.
She then opened the door and asked if I wanted to go outside. Outside? Is she nuts? It's cold out there!
I had to ponder this for some time. Should I go outside? What danger lurks? Will I be able to find my way back inside?
While I did finally step outside, it was for less than a second. I am a speedy cat. But being speedy makes me tired so this stressful but adventurous part of my day was quickly followed by a nap.
This is my "You just rudely moved and woke me up" face. I shared it with the substitute human when she moved.
The crazy substitute human mentioned taking my portrait. She then attempted to cover part of the lens with a feathered cat toy in an attempt to get me to look in her direction and add visual interest but I. Will. Not. Be. Tempted. By. Toys.
Is it my fault I looked right at her when she used a toy that made it look like her stupid thumb was blocking the lens? No. No, it is not.
Being a cat that looks this good is exhausting.
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