Me: Are those the same pair of underwear you wore yesterday?
Hen: No.
Me: You sure? You should go get yourself a clean pair.
Hen: These are good.
Me: Okay, but if they are dirty, they might make your balls itch. [I have no idea if this is true.]
Hen, running into his room: I don't want to scratch my balls.
1 comment:
Oh man. You crack me up!
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