Wednesday, August 01, 2012

Canada!

The Average Canadian is now Richer than the Average American

I don't mean richer in the Poutine Mounties Hockey Beer Manners kind of way. (Well, not just.) Oh no. Richer in the money in the pocketbook kind of way. How are them apples?

The rub is that we didn't really do anything to make it happen except Not Fuck Up The Whole World. Basically, it boils down to a few things: (1) We signed up for that 30%-off deal with the healthcare. You guys should try that. (2) We didn't let our bankers steal 1/2 the country. Funny how that shit works.

Sorry, eh?


My Family would be aghast at the bragging. No telling, please.

1 comment:

Christie said...

Also, you have Cheezies. Just sayin', eh?