Presidential election wrap up

¡¡yay!!

To commemorate Obama's victory, I'm having a tea party.
   – Steve Martin

If he had won tonight, Mr. Romney would have become the first man elected President after telling half of the country to screw themselves.
   – Borowitz Report

Big Bird pours a drink, lights a cigar, kicks up his feet, takes a long draw, flips on FOX News and smiles. You don't mess with Big Bird.
   – Timothy Rapp

If there was a war on women this year, it looks like the women are winning.
   – Margaret Talbot

I'm not going to bed until Karl Rove cries.
   – Pimp Bill Clinton

The @realDonaldTrump deleted many of his earlier tweets. Odd that he'd try to cover up something that we all know is there.
   – Invisible Obama

Do Canadians tweet this much when they elect their moose king?
   – Bryan King

and the money quote...

Clinton/Clinton 2016
   – Pimp Bill Clinton