Missed nap negotiation

Me: You're going to try and put him down?

Darr: Yeah.

Me: Why don't you take him outside for a walk with the dog, bring him back, I'll give him a bath, and then we can put him down for good.

Darr: Here's what I'll do. I'll put him down and leave during the five minutes he's quiet so you can pick up the mess?

Me: I don't think that's a good idea.

Darr: No?

Me: No. If you do, here's what I'll do...