Wednesday, December 24, 2008

South Park: Warming hearts since 1997

Stan: Yeah, and you know, I think I learned something today. It doesn't matter of you're Christian or Jewish or Atheist or Hindu. Christmas, still, is about one very important thing...

Cartman: Yeah, ham.

Stan: NO, NOT HAM, YOU FAT FUCK!

Cartman: Fuck you!

Stan: Christmas is about something much more important.

Kyle: What?

Stan: Presents.

Kyle: Ah.

Stan: Don't you see, Kyle?

Kyle: Yeah.

Stan: Presents.

Kyle: Hey man, if you're Jewish, you get presents for eight days!

Stan: Wow, really?! Count me in!

Cartman: Yeah, I'll be a Jew too!

4 comments:

B. E. Busby said...

"But we got to meet the one, the only, Brian Boitano!"

Happy Christmas, you lot.

Amber said...

If that doesn't get you into the holiday spirit, nothing will!

Merry Christmas!

Cathy said...

Henry at the head of the table - love it! (The table looks great!)

Dr. A said...

Merry Christmas! I mean, Merry Christmakuh!