Thursday, July 30, 2009

Beauty the wonder dog farts

Me, running out of the bedroom about 10 seconds after Darr: It's like a cloud of death.

Darr: A big, viscous cloud.

2 comments:

B. E. Busby said...

Well as long as we're on the subject of conspiracy theories, my theory ("and the theory is mine," to paraphrase Anne Elk -- see:

http://tinyurl.com/62czbq )

is that the WMDs of Iraq were cleverly miniaturized and distributed to evil dogs in America everywhere. That explains the weapons-grade gaseous emissions of so many of these undercover agents of Saddam Hussein.

Darren said...

Dogs as WMDs?

That is the most reasoned, articulate, compelling explanation* for WMDs-in-Iraq that I have heard thus far.

I suppose that should worry me.

*besides, "oops! sorry about the war", of course.