Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Sex Mints: Brought to you by some enterprising person

You gotta admire the spirit with which these were made and marketed. "Internal Feminine Flavoring" - I like that they point out it's for women. Lord knows where a man would stick it, right? Also, how very cool is it that Linger is "free of artificial dyes." They could have done something really awesome like those folks over at the glow-in-the-dark condom factory. But, no, they reigned that shit in and instead focused their attention on design so that the item is "shaped for comfort during insertion."

Really, I have nothing more to say.


B. E. Busby said...

The "no artificial" bits reminds me of an eyebrow-raiser in the military specifications for condoms:

"...shall be made from virgin latex rubber containing no embedded grit..."


Christie said...

Grit? Ouch. Yes, I'd like the 'no grit' option, please.