Parks and Recreation, the chard episode

Parks and Recreation is fantastic. Funny, funny stuff. Spoiler alert: On last night's episode Ms. Nope goes to farmers' market where they are suprised by the super sexy look at the new chard farmer's stand. Leslie decides that the stand needs to be closed, you know, to protect the public from all those chardbodies. Without going into particulars, she sets things in motion and the chard farmer comes storming into the office to complain. This line had me laughing, well, I still laugh when I read it. The guy delivering the line did expertly.

"Look, chard is disgusting. You try selling it without sexy dancers. It's impossible. It's like, 'Hey, you like lettuce? Try this. It's worse. I tastes like kale took a dump on spinach.'"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.