Hen, running naked across the room: Papa, smell between my toes!
Darr, dodging Hen's feet: Okay, but don't put your feet in my popcorn.
Then I hear…
Hen: Papa! Smell my armpit!
Hen has been bathing by himself for a while now but tonight represents the first time when all of his body parts were cleaned with zero assistance from his parents, the cats or spirit Beauts who reside at the condo with him. Raising a kid brings with it lots of firsts.