I thought this was a joke until I googled it. There really is a lawmaker in Montana who wants to strengthen the indecent exposure law to include clothing that ""gives the appearance or simulates" a person's buttocks, genitals, pelvic area or female nipple."
A couple of things immediately come to mind…First, winter in Montana pretty much lasts from mid- to late October until April, which means it is cold a lot. So, unless bras in that state are made out of steel, that cold weather will likely cause stand-at-attention nipples that would be visible to others. Second, one of the scariest things reported was that he said "he'd trust law enforcement officials to use their discretion." And, finally, why would only tight beige clothing be a potential problem? Aren't sexy low blue jeans just as provocative? Is this a racist thing?
Regardless, this guy is a jackhole. Aren't there better things to be spending our time on? Why get your panties in such a bunch because 100 naked bicyclists rode through your town. You don't have to stare at them. Crikeys.