Things to Buy Before the Resident Alien Arrives
crib sheets
waterproof mattress pad
mobile
sheet savers
infant car seat
stroller
diaper bag
sling
crib
mattress
changing table
laundry hamper
diaper pail
diaper pail liners
baby monitor
thermometer
breast pump
breast milk bottles/storage bags
nursing pads (what the hell are these?)
nursing bras
burping cloths
bottles
bottle nipple brush
bottle drying rack
dishwasher basket
baby record book
baby album
growth chart
Things to Buy After the Resident Alien Arrives
bumper
snack containers
humidifier/vaporizer
teething gel
extra bottle nipples/caps
bibs
splat mat
soft tip spoons
baby dishes
training cups
Things to Buy When the Resident Alien is 16
car
driving lessons
life insurance policy (for the R.A.)
crash helmet
extra "oh shit" handle for the passenger seat
Many thanks to Sara for her help creating the first two lists.
crib sheets
waterproof mattress pad
mobile
sheet savers
infant car seat
stroller
diaper bag
sling
crib
mattress
changing table
laundry hamper
diaper pail
diaper pail liners
baby monitor
thermometer
breast pump
breast milk bottles/storage bags
nursing pads (what the hell are these?)
nursing bras
burping cloths
bottles
bottle nipple brush
bottle drying rack
dishwasher basket
baby record book
baby album
growth chart
Things to Buy After the Resident Alien Arrives
bumper
snack containers
humidifier/vaporizer
teething gel
extra bottle nipples/caps
bibs
splat mat
soft tip spoons
baby dishes
training cups
Things to Buy When the Resident Alien is 16
car
driving lessons
life insurance policy (for the R.A.)
crash helmet
extra "oh shit" handle for the passenger seat
Many thanks to Sara for her help creating the first two lists.
2 comments:
Do you need earplugs anywhere along the way?
Christie, I came across this hilarious spoof of Bear Grylls on YouTube, a spot-on spoof by a kid trying to survive the wilds of New York City. The scene of him approaching "three pampered teenage girls" in the Park, sunning themselves "away from designer coffee bars and Fifth Avenue" was funny..."Normally it takes at least a week for them to come to trust me..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWxGhjRgbMc
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