Policía! Policía!

So, I saw a worrisome sight the other day. Apparently we have a federal police force now. Not FBI, not INS (they call themselves USCIS now -- whatever), not customs. Regular federal police. I was so shocked I didn't know how to process. I understand this is the norm in most countries (RCMP anybody?) but in America the federal government has an army it doesn't have police. What the fuck are these jokers thinking?

Apparently they are providing a public service.<--sarcasm