Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Visible liquor

After spotting Henry checking out the liquor bottles on the counter...

Me: Henry, if you're going to drink our liquor, remember these two things. Don't empty the bottle. And don't fill it up with water.

Darren: Yeah, the first is rude, the second is sacrilege.

In our house, it's never too late to start the conversation.

1 comment:

Ms. A said...

Did or did not the doctor say to feed Mr. H at all hours? Alcohol has 7 cal/gram - substantially enriched versus measly protein and carbs that weigh in at a mere 4 cal/gram. So, really, ounce for ounce, a shot of bourbon might help him out more than a slice of bread.

(Don't tell CPS where I live.)