Where does he get this stuff?

Hen: Here's froggy!

Me: There are some more frogs on the hope chest by the t.v.

Hen: Yeah. They're kind of secured of dead.

Me: Secured of dead?

Hen: Yeah. And that's why they con poo.

I don't know when Hen overheard the phrase "secured of dead" or when he saw a con's poo but I went with it because what the heck else are you going to do?

UPDATE: I have just been informed the frogs aren't con pooed anymore.