Friday, May 29, 2009

Road trip: Seattle

Turns out you can still take in a few sights when you have a toddler in tow while visiting a new city. Monsieur Henry and I were in Seattle for about 24 hours and got to the top of the Space Needle, checked out some local baby shops - Tottini and Dragon's Toy Box, I highly recommend both - and strolled through Pike Place Market, where Henry was introduced to the Pike Place Market pig and other such greats as fresh powdered donuts and dried Rainier cherries. 
The night was a bit rough, Henry woke up crying around 2 a.m. and again at 4 a.m., at which time I turned on the t.v. and scrolled through cable channels while nursing him back to sleep. But he was a fantastic back seat passenger on the car ride north and nearly perfect as we made our way back home. 
For this trip, we chose to stay at the Inn at El Gaucho. Normally, I would have picked a less extravagant place, like bunking with friends, which really isn't less extravagant so much as it's free, but the deal they were running - $99 for the room with a $50 restaurant voucher - was not something to be missed. So, yeah, I ordered steak for dinner and Henry and I enjoyed our room service thoroughly. The inn does not have all the amenities that larger hotels offer and you do have to walk up a flight of stairs to get to the front desk but I was extremely happy with the size of the room and how comfortable and homey it felt. As an added bonus, there was a complimentary bottled water and freshly baked cookie waiting when we entered the room. And we were gifted a cd of jazzy El Gaucho music. Awesome. The location was great, right smack dab on First Avenue. Shops all around, Pike Place Market just a couple of blocks down the street, and within comfortable walking distance to the Seattle Space Needle. Comfortable even while walking with a toddler in your arms for the majority of the journey.
Of course there were pictures...


Amazing Adventures: Seattle Happenings

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Basket of Cajun tots

Totally worth clicking on it to read.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

F U, Lemon Meringue Pie

Who do you think you are, Lemon Meringue Pie? Not setting properly when you were supposed to be dessert for the night. That's your fucking job. Sit there and be yellow and lemony and tart. And wear your cloud-like meringue hat with pride. Whipped egg whites topping, my ass. You can take your runny innards and go to Hell. Oh yeah, and fuck you, Lemon Meringue Pie.

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Is it over yet?

Pics from our busy Memorial weekend. And it ain't over yet.
So far this weekend we've had guests over for dinner, met friends at Memorial Park, had a picnic at Wahkeena Falls, and hiked (i.e. walked on a wooded trail that was basically flat the whole way) to Multnomah Falls. Tomorrow, we plan on hitting Marsee Baking for breakfast and we'll be heading over to the Bickels for movie night. Woohoo! This weekend has been fun but tiring. I could use a few days to recover. (I can dream, right?) I'll settle for a week of really great napping from boy wonder.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Boy outfit #7

A few days ago Henry was wearing a totally cute, reasonably priced outfit. And to think some people shop at boutiques for their baby/toddler clothing needs. Sheesh.
Shopping guide info:
1. shirt - Hooray by Cynthia Rowley, purchased at Babies R Us
2. shorts - Carters, purchased at Carter's Outlet 
3. shoes - See Kai Run, purchased at Segal's for Children
4. hat - Life is good, purchased at R.E.I.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Bummer, no pie plates

I headed out to Lee Farms this morning and bought limes to make lime pie and dang it if I didn't come home to find that all of my pie plates are gone. And that is a bummer because without me pie plates, I cannot make me pie.

Monday, May 18, 2009

Month Nineteen

Dear Henry,

We're celebrating your nineteenth month day today. Perhaps it is ridiculously obvious to note but you have changed a lot since your first day on the planet. In order to try and remember all that you have accomplished and things you have done over the past month, I've taken to writing myself little notes like "watching Nemo while eating", which I can later translate into "today we watched Nemo while you ate and not only did that help you consume vast quantities of food, but now you are running around the condo saying 'Mamoe.'" Speech is coming along splendidly, albeit slightly slower than some of your female peers. That being said, I expect it won't be long before you're asking what processes can affect the composition of magma other than fractional crystallization, 'cuz you're curious like that.
You have a strange repertoire of words you express verbally. Sometimes you'll say them when prompted, sometimes you won't. My guess is you're a touch performance-shy, but when you do decide to speak, you treat us to such greats as "olive" [ahwee], "bus" [duhs], "egg" [eh], "wheel" [weeahweeah], and "dolly" [dahwee]. Per doctor's orders we're also hammering away at the old alphabet. We are nowhere near having you jog around the condo spouting the alphabet from memory but if I ask you to say "a," you repeat the sound. We can usually make it all the way to the L-M-N-O-P part before you lose interest. On a side note, we're also hitting colors and numbers, with numbers proving to be the most challenging. You rarely sit still long enough for me to line your cars up in rows to count them. You only need to see one before you drive off on an adventure around the house. You do, however, come back for tire repair when a wheel happens to fall off. So I take that opportunity to count all the wheels for you before handing the car back so you can vroom, vroom away again. I'm sure this must be annoying but math is really important so bear with me, kid.
You are a very helpful toddler. For months, you've assisted in the daily feedings of Beauty the wonder dog. Oftentimes, you're better at remembering it is time to feed Beauts than your pops and I are. You also will retrieve not only your shoes when you wish to go outside, but my shoes, your dad's shoes, and if they haven't been put away, any additional shoes that have been tossed by the front door. And since we're on the foot track, you have started trying to clean your own feet in the tub during bath time. You grab the soap bottle, sit down in the water, and bring the nozzle to your feet where I think you believe the soap magically dispenses to clean your feet. Ta-dah! And dishes, I have to stress yet again that you must wait until the dishes are clean before removing them from the dishwasher. That's the most important part of the dishwashing process. 
As far as your fine and gross motor skills are concerned, you couldn't be doing any better than you are because you are doing awesome, little man. You can hitch your space base command center to the moon buggy with no help from any of the adults you know, and you can put together and take apart your Legos with ease. Well, most of the time. Those buggers occasionally stick and when that happens, you'll quickly track me down to help you take them apart, usually not before expressing a hint of frustration. And by hint, I mean you clench your little fists while appearing very annoyed, a gesture that is punctuated with unpleasant sounds at high volumes. I believe you're trying to let us know how stoopid you think it all is because you can totally unhook the Legos if they would just cooperate and aren't they bad Legos for not immediately doing what you want. And gross motor skills, well, you've got those covered. Your running is confident and quick, with a sprite-like bobbing motion that is super cute. Oh, and you can jump. Sort of. It's really sort of an exaggerated two-step but you totally believe you are jumping. 
You prefer uncooked cauliflower to cooked cauliflower but you'll eat both if you're hungry. Now, when wanting me to read you a book, you fling yourself backward with book in hand, trying to get a seat on my lap. I've learned to be ready for this maneuver because if I'm not, you take a tumble and the book goes flying. You say "hi" and "bye," with an accompanying wave at appropriate times. It makes you laugh when you're in your car seat and I turn around and ask "waddup?" Good growing, son. 

Love, 
Mom

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Liquidation sales are AWESOME

Spoiler Alert: If your name is Tanya and you are my very best friend and you are about to become a mom, you should not read this post or look at the photo below. Back away from the blog now, my friend. Also, if your name is Megan and you are the mother of my niece Miss Amels, you should also not look at the picture. Stop looking. Seriously. And don't read the post, either. Go away. 
After a delightful brunch with the Casa de TiVo folks, Megan and I hit the Spoiled Rotten Liquidation Sale. Good thing we got there a touch early because folks were already shopping when we stepped inside. There were a lot of folks doing a lot of shopping.
On the one hand, I spent $345. This seems like a lot. But we totaled up the retail price of the items purchased and it was a whopping $823. Suddenly $345 seems totally reasonable. Much Christmas and birthday shopping was accomplished, along with a few items for my pregnant friend's shower later this summer. In case you're wondering what $345 can get you, here's a breakdown:
Sevi Friends
Board Books (3)
Hardback books (3)
Petit Bateau long-sleeve onesie
Petit Bateau tee-shirt
ODCY's San Francisco tee-shirt
Petit Lem hoodie
Petit Lem cardigan
E.Land Argyle sweater vest
E.Land Oxford shirt
E.Land Multi dress

(Need a visual? Here.)

Friday, May 15, 2009

Mandatory exemption

I wouldn't say it was dread but there was definitely an unpleasant sensation in the gut when I spotted the envelope from the county in the mailbox this evening. Ugh. Jury duty. It's been nearly three years since the last time I spent the morning at the courthouse before being dismissed. I was working through the logistics of obtaining daycare for Monsieur Henry while scanning the summons when I came across this: 
Mandatory grounds which the Court must grant if you ask to be excused:
I am a woman breast-feeding a child and wish to be excused from jury service.
Just so happens I am a woman breast-feeding a child. Guess who will be checking that box and shirking her civic duty. 
Yeah. That'd be me.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Little Lothario

Henry is currently taking his toy astronaut around to give kisses to all of the Little People ladies. And now the cavewoman and the stewardess are coming back to the astronaut's base station. Methinks Monsieur Henry is practicing his moves for the next time he sees one of his lady friends.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Monday, May 11, 2009

Spoiled Rotten liquidation

Spoiled Rotten Liquidation Sale
May 16 and 17
11 a.m. to 6 p.m.
The Laurelhurst Club
3721 Southeast Ankeny Street
Portland, Oregon
Across the street from the Laurelhurst Park
Click here for a map.

Toys, books, clothing, and more
All spring and summer size 0 to 8 apparel 60% to 75% off
Including bargains on items rarely discounted such as:
Trumpette Socks
Little Giraffe Blankets
Hooter Hiders
Mustella
Twilight Turtle Night Lights
Diaper Bags 

Please pass the info along to folks you know who might be in the mood to shop. This is Spoiled Rotten's last sale ever!

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Mom's weekend

Yesterday Huck and Erin Beatrix showed up at the Hippie Chick Half and Quarter Marathon to support their moms - Ashleigh was a cheetah, kicking some serious butts in the half marathon, and I was a sort of older graying ostrich that strolled through the quarter. The Hippie Chick is my favorite race of the year. There is such a spirit of camaraderie and joy with all of the moms present. There are young and old folks and fast and slow folks and ladies who are about to be moms and ladies who recently became moms and moms who have been doing the mom gig for years and moms that have become grandmas. Plus, you get jewelry at the end. It's awesome.

Later in the evening Erin was dropped off so we could toddlersit while Ms A and Mr B went out for an early birthday celebration with friends who also have birthdays coming up. Is it just me or do you always feel a hundred times more vigilant when you're watching someone else's kid? Once Erin and Henry finished dinner, we headed over to the park, breathing a collective sigh of relief after we successfully navigated the city streets and hit dirt. The kids were, of course, interested in the train tracks. Perhaps if left to their own devices they would have ventured à la Stand by Me style (minus the discovery of a dead body) all the way to downtown, but one great feature of toddlers is that they are still little enough for you to pick up and redirect if needed. There was slide action and swing fun* and then we hit the play structure for bigger kids and Erin went nuts over the tube slide. She went down it over and over and over and over again. Henry made it down once or twice before deciding it wasn't to his liking. Then we returned home just in time to start the process of getting both kids dressed for bed, we made it as far as clean diapers, when Erin's parents showed up. Of course there were pictures... And we snagged some footage as well.

Two toddlers for an evening from Christie Glynn on Vimeo.

Today we are celebrating Mother's Day. I know brunches on Mother's Day are the thing to do but hitting a super crowded restaurant with lots of other families seems less appealing so, in a surprise burst of morning energy, I made blueberry muffins, bacon, and scrambled eggs for breakfast. The best part of the morning is that Henry ate so heartily, consuming half a piece of bacon, nearly one whole egg, several bites of muffin, one cheese stick, and lots of frozen berries (that he gobbled up when I was mixing the batter). We're on track to be lazy today. And for dinner, we're going to grab some takeout from Three Doors Down. If I can somehow finagle my husband into doing the morning dishes, the day will be darn near perfect.

*Swing fun refers to what happened after swing danger. Swing danger occurred when Henry, who had been placed in a child's swing seat with only a chain across the front, leaned forward and started to topple and slide out of the seat while it was in motion. To prevent further swing danger, we parental units removed Henry from the hazardous swing and placed him in the age-appropriate swing with Miss Erin, at which time swing fun continued minus the danger element.

Thursday, May 07, 2009

Daycare at the condo

If I was that kind of person I'd stick out my tongue and follow that up with a neener-neener taunt because Monsieur Henry and I got to spend the last two days with Miss Amels and you didn't and that must surely suck for you because Miss Amels is AWESOME. 
When you are a currently unemployed, ex-1L sister-in-law you can step up to provide daycare if something unexpected happens that requires such services. Yesterday, we traveled to the 'burbs to hang out with Miss Amels at her crib. (Pun intended.) The rain did not prevent us from going outdoors but it did prevent us from completing the journey I had in mind when we first ventured outside. My intended trip around the block became a trip past five driveways and one storm drain. This took us about 25 minutes. To go approximately one quarter of a block. In rain. I estimate completing the trip would have taken an additional two hours. Instead I got the kids indoors, dried 'em off, fed 'em, and put 'em to bed where they remained long enough for me to slam through nearly 40 pages of Basic Legal Research: Tools and Strategies. Because that's how I roll, America.
Today we had the pleasure of hosting Miss Amels at our place. In as few words as possible, it went like this - arrival, eat, play, change diapers, eat, drink, nap, walk, park, mud, splash, home, bath, naked, run, play, eat, dress, eat, change diaper, play, departure. 
Of course there were pictures...

Sunday, May 03, 2009

A new little guy I know

It wasn't that long ago when I was posting about Noodle's arrival and now she has her very own brother. We're over a week late but we'd still like to welcome Emmett Reilley to the world.

Brunch, part one

The theme:
No pork*

The menu:
Ricotta stuffed French toast
Salmon hash
Lemon crepe cake
Fruit salad
Spinach quiche
German pancake

The hostess and host and Miss hostess:
Megan and Damian and Miss Avery

The participants:
These folks at Wagners Five
The Steenhuis-Bickel clan
The Gorsegner Trio plus one in the oven
The condo peoples

The consensus:
The bar has been set extraordinarily high with this first brunch. The food was fantastic and the kids were frickin' amazing.

Of course there were pictures...


*I know. I know. No pork? It's like saying NO AIR. THERE CAN BE NO AIR AT THIS BRUNCH. And perhaps this next comment will send me directly to Hell and I won't get to pass Go and collect my $200 but you didn't even notice no bacon or ham or pork chops. The food was that good.

Friday, May 01, 2009

What's a $100 million?

Turns out, not much.