Sunday, November 30, 2008

One month to go

Phew, the last banner of the year. I just completed NaBloPoMo (along with friends Ms. A and the other Ms. A.) and am 31 posts away from completing Blog 365. It has been one busy blogging year for me.

What's on the horizon, you ask? I plan on listening to Viva la Vida by Coldplay about seventeen more times while I write this entry and fix the banner. Then I'm going to hit the sack and try to finish the last book of the Twilight series, Breaking Dawn. Out of all of them, the third book was the least fun to read. Too much back story. I kept wanting to - but didn't - skip ahead to get past all of the achingly slow history parts. Ugh. On the books for next week, Darr's birthday, getting a Christmas tree, finishing up the last of my Christmas shopping, which happily means a trip to at least one local vineyard, and researching the best time to stay at this place on wheels we learned about when our Seattle friends, Rick and Anya, stopped by the day after Thanksgiving to gobble up some turkey and chat the afternoon away.

A party for Miss Amels

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Chores

Early in 2007 when I was pregnant with Henry but we hadn't yet started telling people, I attended a scrapbook convention. Yes, I feel the appropriate level of shame for my hobby choice. Anyway, while there I picked up an ultra cute chores chart for kids. I had to semi-fib when I bought it, claiming that I was going to need it eventually since I planned on having a baby in the future, all the while knowing that the chore chart was really for the little human I was already in the process of growing. There is space at the top for your child's name and you can insert any number of chores, like making the bed and putting away the laundry, in the provided rows. Laminated stars can be moved from the "to do" column to the "done" column with the help of Velcro. Well, it's time for me to get cracking on putting the chart together for Henry because his pops has already got him learning about chores. Henry's chore du jour is feeding the dog. And it looks like this when he's in action:

Friday, November 28, 2008

Leftovers

This holiday agrees with Monsieur Henry as he is eating like a champ. We couldn't be happier. And we don't feel any guilt about his breakfast this morning.

The reason his plates are so empty is because he gobbled up the food before I could get back to the kitchen with the camera. Henry also enjoyed lemon meringue pie today. (Any lingering doubts he was our kid have been laid to rest as Huck has clearly received our pie-appreciation genes.) He also consumed an inordinate amount of cornbread stuffing, which is great because the batch we made was meant to feed 10 to 12 people so we've got plenty in the fridge to keep him satisfied.

One

Happy birthday, Miss Amels!

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Recipe Corner: Nanaimo Bars

Take a little chocolate, some sugar, butter, more chocolate, a dash of butter, sugar, chocolate, and more sugar, combine with a few other ingredients, and you come out with Canada's premier triple-layer treat, the Nanaimo Bar (pronounced "Nah-nigh-mo"). According to Wikipedia, the origins are up for grabs. There is a fringe group of New Yorkers who think this heavenly dessert originated in New York and is referred to as "New York Slices". I say, who cares? The treat is good, eat it.

Ingredients:
First layer (a.k.a. the crust)
2 cups crushed graham crackers
1 cup coconut
5 tablespoons cocoa
1/2 cup finely chopped walnuts*
1/2 cup unsalted butter
1/4 cup sugar
1 egg
1 teaspoon vanilla

Second layer (a.k.a. the filling)
1/4 cup soft butter
3 tablespoons vanilla pudding powder**
2 tablespoons milk (add more slowly if mixture is too thick)
2 cups powdered sugar
1/4 teaspoon vanilla

Third layer (a.k.a. mmm...chocolate)
4-5 ounces of semi-sweet or bittersweet chocolate
1 tablespoon unsalted butter

Directions:
First layer

Line an 8x8 pan with tinfoil and set aside. Combine the dry ingredients in a small bowl and set aside. Stir the egg, butter, and sugar in a double boiler over barely boiling water until combined and butter is melted. Remove from heat and add dry ingredients. Add the vanilla. Stir well. Spread in pan and chill in the refrigerator.

Second layer
Combine all ingredients in a mixing bowl and mix using paddle attachment until smooth and creamy. If mixture is too thick, add more milk, a half teaspoon at a time. Do not use too much milk or the filling will squish out of the bar when you are eating it. You do not want to waste the buttery, sugary filling. Trust me. Spread on first layer and chill.

Third layer
Melt chocolate and butter. Allow to cool slightly, then spread over second layer and chill. Note: To avoid having cracks in your top layer of chocolate, cut the bars before the chocolate is completely set.

*The recipe I received from Darr's mom called for walnuts but I prefer pecans. Other recipes I've seen use almonds. Take your pick or try a batch using each nut to see which is to your liking.

**Bird's Custard Powder is the trick to getting the creamiest filling. Do not, I repeat, do not try to substitute Jello Pudding for Bird's. It will not work.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

When good babies go toilet paper

In a response to this video over at the McMiller blog.*


The Joy of Unrolling from Christie on Vimeo.

*Not only do our families both have babies that unroll toilet paper, we also both wake up listening to OPB. Freaky.

Monday, November 24, 2008

Turkey prep underway

Thanksgiving is rapidly approaching so today, after Monsieur Henry woke up from his nap, we headed to the grocery store to begin the collection of items necessary to pull together a feast on Thursday. Usually there is one or two ingredients I think I have that I discover I don't so I estimate another two trips will be made before I have everything I need. You'd think because it's only the three of us and Darr's dad the holiday would be relatively easy to put together but we're still preparing a feast. This year's menu includes the following:

main course

roast turkey
giblet pan gravy
mashed potatoes
cornbread stuffing
seared green beans*
dinner rolls

dessert
pumpkin pie
lemon meringue pie

drinks
butterbeer (hot chocolate and butterscotch schnapps)
wine (something red)
Scotch (for the boys, Henry not included)
milk

My favorite part of Thanksgiving, you know, besides getting together with family and celebrating the deliverance of the English settlers by Native Americans after the brutal winter at Plymouth, Massachusetts, is the leftovers. Turkey rocks.

*Heard a recipe for seared green beans on All Things Considered this afternoon and decided to try it out rather than have the brussel sprouts and bacon concoction we made for Henry's first Thanksgiving feast.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Hey, look! There's a vampire!

Yeah, I was one of the folks who caught Twilight and helped the movie grab a whopping $70.5 million its opening weekend. Was it enjoyable? Yes. Great? Uh... Not as good as the book but that is to be expected. Plus, I'm not really the target audience. Luckily I'm not SO old I can't remember what it was like in school. And I can state with great certainty that if I was in junior high right now I would LOVE this film. I'm on book three now.

Update - 10:28p.m.: Perhaps intrigued by my sudden absorption in these books Darren has started Twilight. I'm betting he lasts longer with this one than I did when I tried to read the first book of the Left Behind series.

Update - later that same night : And now the passage that brought Darren's Twilight journey to an end...
Throughout all this conversation, my eyes flickered again and again to the table where the strange family sat. They continued to look at the walls and not eat.

"Have they always lived in Forks?" I asked. Surely I would have noticed them on one of my summers here.

"No," she said in a voice that implied it should be obvious, even to a new arrival like me. "They just moved down two years ago from somewhere in Alaska."

I felt a surge of pity, and relief. Pity because, as beautiful as they were, they were outsiders, clearly not accepted. Relief that I wasn't the only newcomer here, and certainly not the most interesting by any standard.

As I examined them, the youngest, one of the Cullens looked up and met my gaze, this time with evident curiosity in his expression. As I looked swiftly away, it seemed to me that his glance held some kind of unmet expectation.

"Which one is the boy with the reddish brown hair?" I asked. I peeked at him from the corner of my eye, and he was still staring at me, but not gawking like the other students had today -- he had a slightly frustrated expression. I looked down again.

"That's Edward. He's gorgeous, of course, but don't waste your time. He doesn't date. Apparently none of the girls here are good-looking enough for him." She sniffed, a clear case of sour grapes. I wondered when he'd turned her down.

Saturday, November 22, 2008

I need to start walking, people.

I really really really like to get my crawl on, but seriously, blisters?!  My Dad tells me that these shoes were made for walking, but I'm way too impatient.  Why totter over when I can zoom on all fours?

Slobbery kisses sounds

Me: Henry, can you go "mmm wah"?

Henry: Nnnn ah.

Me: You're so cute. You're like a toy.

Darren: Yes, an irritable toy you can't turn off.

Henry 400

Henry - 400 days old

Top Four Things You Don't Know About Henry*
1. He has a scab on one knee as a result of excessive crawling.
2. He loves black olives.
3. He enjoys shoving various toys through the cat door and into the laundry room.
4. He actually likes the taste of his arctic cod liver oil.

*Yes, I considered writing another list - of 400 things! - but with an active and, at times, clingy toddler it would take just too long to compose. Plus, it is better to change the format now before the expectation is firmly set and precedent achieved. If interested, you can click on the corresponding link to see what Henry was like at 100, 200, and 300 days.

Friday, November 21, 2008

Shooting babies

That's photographing babies, not using babies for target practice. Have you experienced this lately? Do you have any tips? 'Cuz I was having one heckuva time with it today. Monsieur Henry and I traveled to Newberg to hang out with Cousin Amels. Naturally, I thought it'd be a great way to get some cute pics of the kids together that we can torment them with later in life. Our photo session began when I set them next to each other on the couch and proceeded downward from there.
One: Hi Henry. Hi Amels. Wait. Is that my len's cap? How'd you get that?

Two: Great, now Henry is staring at his imaginary len's cap.

Three: Henry get your baby behind back in the frame.

Four: It's anarchy! Babies on the loose!

Five: Can you both look at me, please?

Six: Amels! Where are you going?

Seven: Directionless Amels and Wonderboy

Many thanks to Brother Nick, Megan, and Cousin Amels for letting Henry and I come out to play today. We had a lot of fun, no one got hurt, and for a small window of time both kids were napping and I got to continue reading New Moon, the sequel to Twilight.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Bath anticipation

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Month Thirteen

Dear Henry,

I turned away from the calendar for a moment and now you are thirteen months old. Whoever wrote the idiom "time flies when you're having fun" clearly didn't have children. Time doesn't just fly, it hops on a jet and goes supersonic when you have kids. I'm somewhat embarrassed to admit that about half the time I don't even know what day it is - your dad being home on the weekends helps me reorient myself. But this isn't about me, it's about you.
My goodness, how you have grown this past month. First and foremost, you are walking. Although, really, we should call it stepping. You take a few steps, realize you can get where you need to faster by crawling, and drop to your knees. You are also honing your climbing skills. You'll climb anything - coffee table, bed, couch, the beer chair on the patio, your music cube. And you've revamped your dismount so it's really a much safer deal for you. In the past, you'd get down from whatever you climbed up on by throwing your hands out in front of you, putting your head down, and letting gravity works its magic. Now you've learned to turn around and go feet first. Particularly on the bed you start this process way too early so you end up scooting backwards forever before you hit the edge but I'm certain you'll correct this soon. For now, I enjoy watching your backwards wiggle. I can't decide which of the following two skills I am most pleased with but you are starting to sign (woohoo!) and you are enjoying books (yippee!). We started reading to you in utero, your pops and I are both avid readers, and shortly after you were born we would read books while we laid on the floor next to you. My how far we've come, little man. Now, you can go and select a book - Go Dogs. Go! is your current favorite - bring it to us, sit down to listen, turn the pages, and point out various things you recognize. (In this case, dogs, cars, and birds.) And signing, we started signing to you around your sixth month on the planet. (Early, I know, but I figured it couldn't hurt.) I was a little dismayed when I heard some of your peers were signing but you hadn't yet made any attempt. And then one day you did. I do think it rather unfortunate that so many of the beginning signs that are useful all point to the head in some fashion (mom, dad, eat, drink, apple, etc.) but I figure it'll be easier once we get used to your version of the signs we teach you. One of my favorite moments of late came when we were walking through the parking lot at the hospital and you were yelling "Cah! Cah! Cah!" and pointing in every direction because, hey, you were surrounded by cars. It was awesome. You have the same reaction to balls. Just this morning I took you to OMSI and we got to spend some time playing in the sand area. We eventually left the sand and while we were getting your socks and shoes on a ball rolled past that someone had accidentally kicked in our direction. That was all it took to lose your focus. With a "bah" you struggled down and went to capture the ball. Oh, but speaking of socks, you understand that socks go on your feet yet have quite a time trying to put them on yourself. You also get that shirts go up and over your head and that your belly is hidden underneath your clothes. (Not surprisingly, you also get that my boobs are hidden under my clothes. And now, you aren't afraid to go and get them when you are thirsty for some milks. I find this endearing but that's because so far we've managed to keep you from doing this outside the home.)Perhaps the only not nice thing to report is that you are still neutropenic. We just don't know where your neutrophils are going, squirt. But we're on it and will get this figured out just as soon as we can. We recently met with your doctors and are going forward with more tests. Thankfully, you don't have to do the bi-weekly blood draws. Although, you are a super champ when it comes to getting your blood drawn. The folks in the phlebotomy lab like you because you don't wiggle too much and it has been awhile since you cried when stuck. They even talked about taking a video of you that they could show to the bigger kids who made a big fuss about needles. (Sissies.) One of your doctors said, and I quote, that you were "the best baby ever" when it came to being examined. You sit patiently and watch quietly, which is important because they need to listen to make sure you ticker is still tocking and your lungs aren't leaking air.You love to sit on the dog's bed, sort of semi-positioned on the dog. And you like to pet the kitties - you are very gentle. Sometimes you go to bed easily, others not so much. You enjoy bathtime. You like bubbles and giving floozles. You are ticklish and giggly. You had your first haircut and your second Halloween. Sometimes you just want to hang out and play on the bed with both of your parents. We're just grateful we get to be your mom and pops.

Love,
Mom

Monday, November 17, 2008

I'm sorry

I have to apologize in advance for this post because I just am seeing red right now and when that happens, well, it's probably not the best time to blog because I don't censor myself like I normally would.

It's been reported that Bush is working like a bandit to get things pushed through before he leaves office. Thankfully, as long as they keep track and work quickly, Obama will be able to reverse much, if not all, and lessen the amount of damage done on his way out.

Here's what I'm so peeved about...
"A last-minute Bush administration plan to grant sweeping new protections to health care providers who oppose abortion and other procedures on religious or moral grounds has provoked a torrent of objections, including a strenuous protest from the government agency that enforces job discrimination laws.

The proposed rule would prohibit recipients of federal money from discriminating against doctors, nurses and other health care workers who refuse to perform or to assist in the performance of abortions or sterilization procedures because of their “religious beliefs or moral convictions.”

It would also prevent hospitals, clinics, doctors’ offices and drugstores from requiring employees with religious or moral objections to “assist in the performance of any part of a health service program or research activity” financed by the Department of Health and Human Services.

But three officials from the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission, including its legal counsel, whom President Bush appointed, said the proposal WOULD OVERTURN 40 YEARS OF CIVIL RIGHTS LAW prohibiting job discrimination based on religion.

The counsel, Reed L. Russell, and two Democratic members of the commission, Stuart J. Ishimaru and Christine M. Griffin, also said that the rule was unnecessary for the protection of employees and potentially confusing to employers.

Title VII of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 already prohibits employment discrimination based on religion, Mr. Russell said, and the courts have defined “religion” broadly to include “moral or ethical beliefs as to what is right and wrong, which are sincerely held with the strength of traditional religious views.”

Mr. Ishimaru and senior members of the commission staff said that neither the Department of Health and Human Services nor the White House had consulted their agency before issuing the proposed rule. The White House Office of Management and Budget received the proposal on Aug. 21 and cleared it on the same day, according to a government Web site that keeps track of the rule-making process.

The protest from the commission comes on the heels of other objections to the rule by doctors, pharmacists, hospitals, state attorneys general and political leaders, including President-elect Barack Obama.

Mr. Obama has said the proposal will raise new hurdles to women seeking reproductive health services, like abortion and some contraceptives. Michael O. Leavitt, the health and human services secretary, said that was not the purpose.

Officials at the Health and Human Services Department said they intended to issue a final version of the rule within days. Aides and advisers to Mr. Obama said he would try to rescind it, a process that could take three to six months.

To avoid the usual rush of last-minute rules, the White House said in May that new regulations should be proposed by June 1 and issued by Nov. 1. The “provider conscience” rule missed both deadlines.

Under the White House directive, the deadlines can be waived “in extraordinary circumstances.” Administration officials were unable to say immediately why an exception might be justified in this case.

The proposal is supported by the United States Conference of Catholic Bishops and the Catholic Health Association, which represents Catholic hospitals.

Sister Carol Keehan, president of the Catholic Health Association, said that in recent years, “we have seen a variety of efforts to force Catholic and other health care providers to perform or refer for abortions and sterilizations.”

But the National Association of Chain Drug Stores, the American Hospital Association, the American Medical Association, 28 senators, more than 110 representatives and the attorneys general of 13 states have urged the Bush administration to withdraw the proposed rule.

Pharmacies said the rule would allow their employees to refuse to fill prescriptions for contraceptives and could “lead to Medicaid patients being turned away.” State officials said the rule could void state laws that require insurance plans to cover contraceptives and require hospitals to offer emergency contraception to rape victims.

The Ohio Health Department said the rule “could force family planning providers to hire employees who may refuse to do their jobs” — a concern echoed by Cecile Richards, president of the Planned Parenthood Federation of America.

Under the Civil Rights Act, an employer must make reasonable accommodations for an employee’s religious practices, unless the employer can show that doing so would cause “undue hardship on the conduct of its business.”

In a letter commenting on the proposed rule, Mr. Ishimaru and Ms. Griffin, from the employment commission, said that 40 years of court decisions had carefully balanced “employees’ rights to religious freedom and employers’ business needs.”

The proposed rule, they said, “would throw this entire body of law into question.”

Mr. Leavitt, a leading proponent of the rule, said it would increase compliance with laws adopted since 1973 to protect health care workers.

“Federal law,” he said, “is explicit and unwavering in protecting federally funded medical practitioners from being coerced into providing treatments they find morally objectionable.”

As an example of the policies to which they object, Bush administration officials cited a Connecticut law that generally requires hospitals to provide rape victims with timely access to and information about emergency contraception.

Gov. M. Jodi Rell of Connecticut, a Republican, said the state law represented “an earnest compromise” between the rights of rape victims and the interests of health care practitioners who had moral or religious scruples against emergency contraception.

The state attorney general, Richard Blumenthal, a Democrat, said the proposed regulation “would blow apart solutions and compromises that have been reached by people of good will in Connecticut and elsewhere.”"
Note: All italics are mine and so is the all caps portion.

Look, I don't know where you fall on the abortion issue and it really doesn't matter. But Catholic priests do not get to decide whether or not I can get contraceptives or an abortion. Nor does George W. Bush. Nor does anyone else. You know who Catholic priests can make that decision for? Themselves. You know who George W. Bush can make that decision for? Himself. A friend of mine created a blog before the election to help convince his conservative-leaning friends that Obama was the better choice if we are really concerned with reducing the number of abortions. He wrote up a nice piece about here.

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Why isn't this kid sleeping

Because my husband is nice, I got to see a movie this afternoon. Role Models, a must see for anyone who likes comedy laced with foul language and inappropriate innuendo. When I got home around 7pm Monsieur Henry was asleep, dinner was made (just needed to be reheated), and it looked like we were going to have a nice, quiet evening together. Then Henry woke up. First it was a diaper change, then play time with mom and pops on their bed (where Henry was extraordinarily cute and giggly), followed by a late-night snack (well, late night for him anyway), and finally back into bed (baby-babbling sounds keep issuing from his room). Why isn't this kid sleeping?

Saturday, November 15, 2008

A Ring Story

Today, I found the ring of power. Apparently, it was forged in the second age to gain dominion over my parents. I think it's working.
I can read the inscription on the inside: One ring to rule them both, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all, and in the cuteness bind them. This is really cool because normally I can't read. I mean, I can recognize a dog or a ball or a car when I see one, but there's no reading. Except for this, which is really cool. I love my precious books.
When I put the ring on I turn invisible. I like this because then I can go into the bathroom and unroll toilet paper without getting into trouble. Also the ring has granted me preternaturally long life. Did you know I'm 392 today? Did I mention being invisible is awesome?
See, I bet you wish you could see me now. Me and my precious.
They say if you wear the ring its power will corrupt, but my daddy says I'm not even as tall as a Hobbit so I'm not susceptible to its powers. It can't corrupt us, can it? Oh no, it won't hurts us. But I'll just quickly take it off, just in case. The health plan sucks anyway.
Oh my god, its got me! I can't get it off! I'm going to turn into Gollum!
Whew, that was close. Samwise, what do I do now?
I shall cast it into the fires of Mt. Doom!

Nonsense

Yeah, you could say I'm searching for things to blog about. I'm 319 days into Blog365 and you know what I've learned? My life is just not that interesting and I don't have that much to say. So, sometimes, like today, I have to stretch for something to write about.

Darr, Monsieur Henry, and I hit Costco to grab a new mini digital camera (our old one is on the fritz) but we ended up deciding to wait on that purchase until I do a little more research and instead we bought nearly half a pig (ham and bacon - mmmm), spinach, dried tart cherries (for the best oatmeal cookie recipe ever!), organic chickens (I'm roasting one right now), diced tomatoes, Kraft Mac & Cheese (Huck's favorite), champagne (which we'll enjoy with the chicken), raspberries, chanterelle mushrooms, parmesan cheese, soup, a jacket for Darr, a Christmas gift for our nephew Gavin, and the Twilight series (after reading this review here). All this to say, I'm doing my part to keep the economy going.

What have you bought for the economy lately?

Friday, November 14, 2008

Boy outfit #5

Today, our little man was looking quite dapper. I just had a conversation with Ms. A about how I'm not into labels but Henry's outfit suggests otherwise. Although, really, I think I'm more brand loyal than into labels. And, yes, I'm aware you shouldn't wear white shoes after Labor Day. This kid is growing so fast if I wait until spring, his feet will be too big and he'll miss his opportunity.
Shopping guide info:
1. jacket - Patagucci, purchased at Patagonia
2. pants - Tea, purchased at Spoiled Rotten
3. sweatshirt - College Kids, purchased at store.thecoop.com
4. shoes - Nike Shox, purchased at Nordstrom

Wanted: Neutrophils

Henry has been doing so well lately Darr and I were sure that when he went for his latest blood draw his numbers would be parked securely in the normal range. But they aren't. His neutrophil count is at five percent and his numbers are in the 200s again. Argh.

We met with our docs yesterday and they recommended extracting more blood to send to the east coast for genetic testing. Henry's numbers did peak at about 2600 but have since dropped. He could have cyclic neutropenia with a cycle that doesn't fit the usual 21-day schedule. Also, Henry is set to go in for an endoscopy. The docs want to confirm with a biopsy that he doesn't have celiac disease and this is a more definitive test than previous blood work. Finally, they have a second bone marrow test on the books for next month if both of these tests come back negative. They also mentioned a rare form of the rare disease fanconi anemia. Yikes.

I'm sort of bummed because I thought we had already counted these out. But I'm confident our doctors, particularly the main guy on the case, are genuinely interested in figuring this all out. The kid's an enigma, what can I say?

And now I shall leave ye with a wee joke:

"Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what I just said."
"When did you first notice this problem?"
"What problem?"

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Nap interruption

Dear landscaper man,

I just want to say thanks for blowing those leaves outside my son's window this afternoon while he was napping. There's nothing he enjoys more than being woken up by strange and scary leaf-blowing noises.

Sincerely,

Christie

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Downright scary

From Kristof's piece in the NY Times:
"The United States is the only country in the industrialized world where children are less likely to graduate from high school than their parents were, according to a new study by the Education Trust, an advocacy group based in Washington."
Yikes.

Are rakes obsolete?

I've been alive so long I can remember a time when moms and dads would send out their little ones with a device that could easily be described as a giant fork with many tines to rake up the leaves that fell off of trees. The leaves would be gathered up and placed into Hefty bags and set alongside the road to be picked up by the powers that pick things up.

As Amber noted in her post today, things are stormy. We're Oregonians so we're used to rain. But I'm not used to the sudden formation of Olympic-sized swimming pools that appear around storm drains as a result of people using leaf blowers to remove leaves from their property. I hit two such puddles tonight and, I kid you not, water was splashed up over the hood of Sophie. For a split second, I was thinking she might sputter and stall but she bucked up and rode the waves to the lesser wet pavement beyond. Fall rocks.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Equilibrium and time change

I woke up around 4am to the sounds of Monsieur Henry babbling in his crib. I got out of bed and proceeded to go into his room. One step, two step--down. Somehow one leg of my pajama bottoms got under my other foot and when I went to take another step I tripped myself. I survived the fall with minimal damage.

On another note, I swear the time change has completely screwed with Henry's schedule. He's consistently waking up around six, which isn't great (particularly on the weekends), but is acceptable. His naps are all over the place. To wear him out, we've taken to letting him climb the steps in the condo tower. You'd think four flights would tire the little bugger out, especially since he doesn't consume that many calories, but you'd be wrong.

Sunday, November 09, 2008

Soup swap

I got invited to a soup swap tonight. Can I just say what a spectacular idea this is? Several people agree to make big ol' batches of soup, divvy them up into containers, and meet at one house to exchange. When you get home you have several types of soup to fill up your freezer. For tonight's swap, I made a current favorite of mine, fennel soup. The batches were so big I've got two dinners worth that I get to keep. Yay leftovers! The soups I got from the swap include vegetarian black bean, split pea, butternut squash, creamy leek, and Middle Eastern chickpea. Yum! Many thanks to Rachele for the invite. I'm thinking I may have to host a stew swap when we start burning through these meals and some space in the freezer opens up.

Saturday, November 08, 2008

Recipe Corner: Macaroni and Cheese

I grew up with the Kraft version of this dish. This recipe comes from Back to the Table by Art Smith (he used to be Oprah's chef). Smith recommends using all sharp Cheddar and omitting the American if you're making the dish for a bunch of adults.

Ingredients:
1 lb penne or elbow macaroni
4 tablespoons unsalted butter
1/3 cup all-purpose flour
4 cups milk, heated
2 cups (8 ounces) shredded extra-sharp Cheddar cheese
2 cups (8 ounces) finely chopped American cheese
salt and freshly ground black pepper
hot red pepper sauce (optional)
1/4 cup (1 ounce) freshly grated Parmesan cheese

Directions:
Boil pot of lightly salted water. Add penne/macaroni and cook until al dente. Drain well.

Position rack in the middle of the oven and preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Butter a deep 4-quart casserole.

Melt the butter in a medium saucepan over medium heat. Whisk in the flour. Gradually whisk in the milk. Bring to a simmer, stirring constantly, until the sauce thickens. Reduce the heat to low and simmer for 5 minutes.

Remove from the heat and stir in 1 cup of the Cheddar cheese and 1 cup of the American cheese. Season to taste with salt, pepper, and hot sauce (if using).

Combine the remaining Cheddar and American cheeses. Spread one third of the penne over the bottom of the casserole dish. Top with half of the shredded cheese and a third of the sauce. Repeat, using another third of the penne with the remaining cheese and half of the sauce. Finish with the remaining penne and sauce. Sprinkle Parmesan cheese over the top.

Bake until bubbly and golden brown around the edges, about 30 minutes.

Serves 6 to 8

Friday, November 07, 2008

Nearly midnight munchies

Darr wanted some chips and beer to munch on while watching Life on Mars. We're out of chips. So, he's having beer and an apple.

Change is already here

Yea! Things are changing. I find this all very exciting. I can't wait to see what happens next.

The Year of Living Biblically

Another book on my reading list. I have one friend working her way through this one right now so I should hear soon whether or not it's good. But how could it not be?

One more book for the reading list

Society Without God by Phil Zuckerman.

A friend of mine sent me a link to an article that addresses the question 'Does religion make you nice?' We might be inclined to think it does and then we look at the Swedes and the Danes and other atheist societies. Here are a few of the quotes that peaked my interest:
"...the Danes and the Swedes—probably the most godless people on Earth. They don't go to church or pray in the privacy of their own homes; they don't believe in God or heaven or hell. But, by any reasonable standard, they're nice to one another. They have a famously expansive welfare and health care service. They have a strong commitment to social equality. And—even without belief in a God looming over them—they murder and rape one another significantly less frequently than Americans do."
"Denmark and Sweden aren't exceptions. A 2005 study by Gregory Paul looking at 18 democracies found that the more atheist societies tended to have relatively low murder and suicide rates and relatively low incidence of abortion and teen pregnancy."
Looks like it all adds up to community. Other atheist societies have strong communities and fair better than their American counterparts, who are often left out of community life. Intriguing idea.

Thursday, November 06, 2008

The first pb & j

Now that Henry's first year is up, it's time to bring on the peanut butter! Because of my picky eating habits when I was growing up I never ate cafeteria food. (Well, I did, once, on the first day of school. It was spaghetti.) Instead, my mom packed me a brown bag lunch with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Every day. The only thing that varied was the type of jelly used. Mom's homemade strawberry, grape or blackberry jam. And we always used Jif. It's for choosy moms. Yesterday, Henry got to experience his first pb & j. He liked it. A lot.

PB & J from Christie on Vimeo.

Photo trickery

I bought this book so I could learn how to use Elements to do cool things to my photos.

Here's a soft spotlight using the flashlight effect...
Before
After

Here's a burned-in edge effect (also known as vignetting):
Before
After

Here's the soft focus effect using the Gaussian Blur:
Before
After

Here's the classic vignette (corners only):
Before
After

Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Henry's first haircut

Getting Monsieur Henry a haircut was a two day affair, which started yesterday with a trip to Little Clippers in Lake Oswego. I had read good things about this place and it seemed a little less trendy than another place I knew about farther away in West Linn. For these reasons, it was the first place on our list of potential kid salons to try. So, we walked in the door and I spoke with the lady behind the front counter. She was nice enough but seemed a bit confused when I told her it didn't matter what DVD they put in because Henry doesn't watch television. "Elmo?" she asked. And my response is something like, "Yeah, he doesn't watch t.v. so he doesn't really know who Elmo is, but that's cool." The hair stylist came out and I mentioned I have a photo online of how I'd like his hair to be cut. They don't have internet there. Or at least they don't allow customers to use it to show them pictures of haircuts. I'm not to worry, though, as they have a book of pictures I can peruse until I find a pic of what I like. She opened the book to the first page for me and do you know who I see? Do you?

Jimmy F---ing Kimmel (see pic below)
And that's it for me. I can't look any further because I can't for the life of me figure out why you'd put Jimmy Kimmel's picture in a book of haircuts for kids. Seriously. Who the heck walks into a kid salon and requests that hair for their one-year old? (Answer: No one.) I make my lame excuse and Henry and I quickly escape.

Today, we underwent haircut attempt number two at a place called Sit Still in West Linn. It just happens to be next to Spoiled Rotten so, yea! Shopping! (Just kidding, Darr.) The Sit Still folks were awesome. I wouldn't want to be the one wielding scissors next to a jumpy kid's head but our hair stylist, Becca, did a fantastic job. She was like frickin' Muhammad Ali, with her jab and weave manuevers while snipping Henry's locks. And now, Monsieur Huck is sportin' his very first haircut. Trés debonair.

Election Coverage 2008: now what?

This is a great post about switching from opposition to majority. I disagree of course. It reduces important things like, er, the rule of law to mere positions of convenience, rather than a tradition started in the Enlightenment and a bedrock of our nation .... but, I appreciate the snarky tone.

AND, it has the best comment ever from crazy "loki13":
Previously, I was against hypocrisy.

Now, I am for it.

Well said sir! (or madam)

Also, I can't resist putting up my all-time-favorite hypocrisy quote:
Hypocrisy Is the Greatest Luxury
Ah, I feel better.

Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Election Coverage 2008: Let us not forget the other races

Where the Democrats are kicking some behind! We're on our way to the goal of a filibuster-proof majority. In the Senate, we're up 5 seats. And in the House, we're up 11. Woot!

Peoples

You know what's so frickin' beautiful about Obama's crowds?

The colors of its peoples.

Election Coverage 2008: Obama will be the next president


BARACK OBAMA WILL BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. WOOT!

Obama = 284
McCain = 145

When announced by Gibson there was clapping in the newsroom. Hee hee.

Now on to the congressional races for that filibuster-proof majority.

Merkley = 60%
Smith = 36%

Election Coverage 2008: OH to Obama

Obama = 195
McCain = 76

Woot!

Election Coverage 2008: Henry's picks

Besides being an Obama supporter, Henry votes for Bob's Red Mill for best steel-cut oats and Go, Dog. Go! for best book.

Election Coverage 2008: This is taking too long

Obama = 174
McCain = 76

Florida still too close to call.

Election Coverage 2008: PA to Obama

PENNSYLVANIA TO OBAMA! Sweet.

Election Coverage 2008: Crap, Polls are closing and McCain is ahead

15 states' polls closing

Obama = 3 (Vermont)
McCain = 8 (Kentucky)

Home details:
We're watching ABC 'cuz I like Diane Sawyer.
Our election night dinner of choice is cheese pizza.
Henry is active and wearing red, white, and blue socks.

Monday, November 03, 2008

One Day to Change the World

Calling on an old friend

Are you there, God? It's me, again, Christie.

Okay, so, yeah, I'm not good with the correspondence, Jesus. You've taken me and Darr for a wild ride this year with Henry's mysterious ailment and starting and postponing law school. Not to mention the smell o' death emanating from the dog. And the rest of the world, seriously, the whole world, your holiness, is on the brink of an economic collapse of Great Depression proportions so it's not as if you're just signaling me and mine out for hardship. Thankfully Darr and I did just learn to make our own bread.

You see, your deitiness, helping us last time didn't get us as far along as I had hoped. Those Repubs are some trickster-type folks. Think Gollum meets Gordon Gekko and you get an idea. While we did get more Dems in last time, it wasn't enough. The threat of a Republican filibuster was a mighty weapon indeed. One they used quite effectively to stop any real reform while Cheney was in the big chair in that one oval office.

Not much has changed, your Supreme Being, sir. While jobs are shipped overseas and wages stagnate and unemployment rates rise, we are called a "nation of whiners" and "unpatriotic" because we seek change.

I know. I know. What could bring more change than old maverick himself, John McCain. Well, perhaps that might have been true when he was a maverick, fighting his own party for the greater good. But he's changed, J.C. You'd hardly recognize him. And even you must have been shaking your head in bewilderment when you saw his pick for V.P. (I hope you've had some laughs watching Tina Fey's portrayal of Palin on SNL. It's a tickle for sure.) But I digress...

It's time for a filibuster-proof majority for the Dems, your holiness. Please do what you can to see we get it.

Love,
Christie

Election Coverage 2008: Dude, how is anyone supposed to sleep tonight?


311 to 142. Suck it, McCain!

On another note, races are tight in Florida, Ohio, Georgia, North Carolina, and Missouri. Yikes.

If the world could vote

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Recipe Corner: No-Knead Bread

The New York Times has a recipe for no-knead bread that our friends up in Seattle recently tried with much success. So, in an effort to prep for the coming Great Depression, we decided it was time for us to learn how to make bread. Darr did the measuring and mixing and I did the baking. The result was quite tasty. Tasty enough to convince us we could substitute our homemade bread for the stuff we usually buy a couple blocks away at Grand Central. I'm anxious to try the recipe with different flour to see what kind produces the best bread - apparently I've been reading too much Cook's Illustrated - but for now we're using regular old Gold Medal unbleached flour.

Ingredients:
3 cups all-purpose or bread flour, more for dusting
1/4 teaspoon instant yeast
1 1/4 teaspoons salt
Cornmeal or wheat bran as needed

Directions:
In a large bowl combine flour, yeast and salt. Add 1 5/8 cups water, and stir until blended; dough will be shaggy and sticky. Cover bowl with plastic wrap. Let dough rest at least 12 hours, preferably about 18, at warm room temperature, about 70 degrees.

Dough is ready when its surface is dotted with bubbles. Lightly flour a work surface and place dough on it; sprinkle it with a little more flour and fold it over on itself once or twice. Cover loosely with plastic wrap and let rest about 15 minutes.

Using just enough flour to keep dough from sticking to work surface or to your fingers, gently and quickly shape dough into a ball. Generously coat a cotton towel (not terry cloth) with flour, wheat bran or cornmeal; put dough seam side down on towel and dust with more flour, bran or cornmeal. Cover with another cotton towel and let rise for about 2 hours. When it is ready, dough will be more than double in size and will not readily spring back when poked with a finger.

At least a half-hour before dough is ready, heat oven to 450 degrees. Put a 6- to 8-quart heavy covered pot (cast iron, enamel, Pyrex or ceramic) in oven as it heats. When dough is ready, carefully remove pot from oven. Slide your hand under towel and turn dough over into pot, seam side up; it may look like a mess, but that is O.K. Shake pan once or twice if dough is unevenly distributed; it will straighten out as it bakes. Cover with lid and bake 30 minutes, then remove lid and bake another 15 to 30 minutes, until loaf is beautifully browned. Cool on a rack.

Makes one 1 1/2 pound loaf

Sunday, November 02, 2008

Saturday, November 01, 2008

Recipe Corner: Torta al Limone

This is one of my favorite recipes from Saveur. Yum. Yum. Yum. It has almond flavors and lemon flavors and combined those lemon and almond flavors are fantastically flavorful. Mmmm. I usually eat it plain but you can top it with sweetened mascarpone, fresh fruit, or almonds and honey.

Ingredients:
8 1/2 ounces unsalted butter, room temperature, plus one tablespoon for pan)
5 eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
3/4 cup sifted cake flour
3/4 teaspoon baking powder
2 pinches salt
1/2 cup almond paste
1 cup sugar
1 teaspoon finely grated lemon zest

Directions:
Adjust the oven rack to the lower third of the oven. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Grease an 8-cup loan pan with 1/2 tablespoon of butter. Line bottom and long sides of pan with parchment paper long enough to drape over the side 2"-3", leaving short ends of pan unlined. Butter parchment paper with 1/2 tablespoon of butter. Set pan aside.

Lightly whisk eggs and vanilla in a medium bowl and set aside. Sift flour, baking powder, and salt together into another medium bowl and set aside.

Crumble almond paste into a bowl of a standing mixer fitted with the paddle attachment and mix on low speed for 30 seconds. Gradually add sugar while mixing and mix until texture is grainy, about two minutes. Add remaining butter one tablespoon at a time, mixing well after each addition. Stop mixer and scrape down sides of bowl with a rubber spatula. Beat almond mixture on medium speed until light and fluffy, about one minute. Add egg mixture one tablespoon at a time while beating constantly. Continue beating, stopping as needed to scrape down sides of bowl, until mixture is pale and has doubled in volume, about two minutes. Stir in lemon zest. Gently fold in half the flour mixture at a time. Spoon batter into prepared pan and smooth out top with spatula.

Bake cake until golden brown, about 30 minutes. Tent a piece of foil over cake and continue to bake until cake contracts from sides of pan and springs back when lightly touched, 55-60 minutes more. Let cake cool in pan on wire rack for 10 minutes, then grab parchment paper and lift cake out of pan. Peel off parchment and let cool completely on rack.

Makes one 10" loaf

And here's the banner

Step!

One. Taken at 10:14am on Nov. 1. My prediction is he'll be walking in time to run around the house celebrating Obama's victory.

In other news, Huck Finn has started signing. Words he's working on include dog, mama, papa, dog, and up.

It's exciting times over here at the condo.